Jesus Christ Is KING from Facebook posted this AWESOME video the other day:
"Destroying Evolution in Three Minutes"
I couldn't get the video for you, but you can go look him up and have a watch if you must. If you do, see you back here in three minutes.
Wow huh? What a massively impressive rhetorical display! Clearly Jesus Christ Is KING's 1,000,000 Facebook followers have found an articulate, vociferous, passionate, and erudite channel of the message!
For those of you who didn't go check out the video, that's ok, you can just trust me that it's an awesome rhetorical effort.
Ok 3:00 of the 3:01 debate is finished. What I'm going to attempt to do here is actually make a more persuasive argument in 1/180th of the time, that's right one second. Now, this really depends on you paying close attention because this is going to go really really fast.
Woooosh, ok I'm getting warmed up, ok, let me have a minute here to steady myself...ok, I think I'm ready, here we go:
...0:01. I'm done. I think I did it, wow, that was difficult, woosh, I'm exhausted.