Updated 1/24/15 - make sure you read the bottom update to understand what's going on here.
The following is based on a single observation. Yes. I know how that sounds, however it's based on a series of other observations, however, it's not the produce of years of practice or generations of wisdom. And is thus subject to the possible errors one might expect.
That being said...
About this time last week I was finishing two Di-Potassium EDTA chelation treatments in a couple days. Read: pushing it. By early last week I had the silver streaks down my face and the rather lantern jawed emaciated look you might expect. It was going to be a long week. Let me add to that that I took on a massive, unexpected load of toxins which requires the most rapid possible excretion. Rapid excretion with kidneys and bowels and blood full of mobilized metals that do not chelate powerfully to EDTA. The grip of the molecule on the metals is a loose one, for some.
I've been through some wing ding slammer slammers in my time, including actual slammers. With a mouth like this you are likely to hear the truth no matter your rank or position. It has consequences and those bring stress on top of stress. Additionally I had a toe nail taken off last friday, and a significant bit of healing to do there. And in the dead of winter.
What you have there folks is a recipe for an extended period of severe prostration. Burdened bowels, liver and kidneys locked up by something bad getting into body. Now someday I will share with you the greater breadth of my experiences this weekend. Someday I will share this weekends journal Of 1%ers detoxification knowledge. For now focus on my blogs on detoxification and the videos on my many methods whose combination has prolonged and protected my life. When I say 1%er I don't mean I'm in the top 1% of people with detoxification ability, I mean the top 1% of medical professionals, layman self-healers and detoxification gurus. Doesn't mean you want to call me when your wife slips you cyanide finally. It means that what I know about what I know I don't know anyone else who knows. And it means I've been to Mayo Clinic and seen the guy they assigned to my toxicology issues and I knew what he knew about my deal already..and a GREAT deal more. And you can know more about your deal, whatever that deal might be, if you study too. My health is my responsibility. Yours is yours.
Well, this was going to be a stick to the facts recipe and report, and I've gotten all grandiose. When really I got "lucky", where luck is the product of carefree, experience, understanding and accident.
Detoxed myself over the weekend while I was in crisis. It was epic and painful. And here it is Tuesday, and I managed to get about two and a half hours of work done with 20 some phone calls on the list, a pile of paper work, and abso lute lee zero energy to do it.
Addressed the liver, addressed the vitamins and minerals, thyroid, bowels, digestion, enzymes, why am I still so tired?
Because burdens on kidneys that aren't cleaned out and in top shape will wear you out. And massive toxic loads will go right to damaging the kidneys. And my kidneys were tired and messed up and I didn't have the plan in mind to fix it.
I did plan on a bath. Willard water and bentonite. Nothing like it to dissolve the emotional crap that sticks to us from outside us, other people's shit, plus that Willard Water supports rapid powerful electrolysis of metals and toxins our of the skin, it nourishes through the skin, and the bentonite adsorbs it all, and performs some of the aforementioned too. And tonight I ran that bath and added a few mililiters of John Ellis Water to my bath. Which catalyzes all it touches like Willard Water.
I let it stand for maybe a half hour.
This was to be my first ever bath with John Ellis in the water! Didn't expect much more from it. Just maybe better transport out through the skin. When the liver and kidneys are burdened, excreting through the skin can provide MASSIVE relief from the burden.
I eat a ton of fruit and that means I am likely to end up with some Uric acid issues. I think that's somewhat overstated, because when I had gout in my 2010 experiment with steak, lobster, pasta, cheese and sauces most days of the week, that was the worst my Uric acid levels got. Apparently. Then too this spring I had a nasty bout of Uric acid acidosis in my shoulders and back for a period of weeks but that was before I had the time to focus on my return to form as a detoxifying superstar of unsurpassed braggadocio. I was busy, under the worst negative stress, which had been purposefully created, and I was walking into a trap. Yea. You want big fun? Inherit some money. Big fun coming your way. Umm hum.
Tonight I sit in that bath, a cool bath which is worth noting for its rarity in my practice. And after about 20 minutes I start smelling?
You know when you go to one of those old rest stops and they have that stinky no running water hole in the ground outhouse with the big metal door and the cable with a weight on it? And the sun beats down on the roof that lets a strange amount of light in. And the flies fly out of the hole and there's that deep almost solid like the masonry bricks of the walls trench stench of urine?
That's what I smelled. One of the most powerful urine smells I've smelled in a while. And it's coming out of my bath water folks! Holy fucking cow, pardon me, but I just got woaaa boy wild mad "lucky". John Ellis water, Willard Water (maybe four ozs) and bentonite (maybe 6oz) in cool water and it became a Uric acid bath.
I'm telling you what. I stayed in there another 30 minutes. This is serious, I thought. Big time serious. I sensed a magic between WW and Bentonite, and I sensed a magic between WW and JEW. But I didn't imagine the bath as the best vehicle for that magic. And not a cool bath either.
After the bath, which I had to end because I needed to pee, I pee and i can feel a couple little stings of the Uric shards in my ureter. I can see that deep yellow release of lots of solids. And in the 10 minutes afterward I had these remarkable sweet hot tingly stings of relief all over my kidneys which were noticably warm. And noticably relieved. And they are still there 30 minutes later: tiny little kidney orgasms.
One of my challenges is the cleaning out of what I know to be very dangerous rectangular acid crystals from my kidneys. Perhaps this is the thing that was effected? Perhaps it all kidney function? What's almost certainly the case is that the Uric Acid I was excreting came through my kidneys out of my back and into 20 gallons plus of water and made it stink like an outhouse! Wow. I'm still floored by it all.
Remind me sometime to tell you what it normally smells like when a WW bath with bentonite gets on the skin. Something else that comes out of a penis. That's right. Which should tell you how good Willard Water is for your body and skin.
As for the JEW+WW+Bentonite Cool Water Bath, it's not a one and done. I can feel right now that the benefit can be increased by repetition. If I'm wrong I wi get back to you. But for now, let me know if any of you start from a likely Uric acid acidosis state, the acid in the back, the tiredness, the shortness of breath, the inability to rest, the restlessness in the back, the lack of gumption, the prostate swollen, water retention, that strange lack of communication with your legs, feeling dead tired near the midsection, maybe even the blurry eyes. If you know all those you've been through some toxic episodes. And I'd love to hear your results.
Was I fighting something a bit more serious than hyperuricemia? Maybe a little acute tubular necrosis? Maybe of my own doing through the EDTA use? Yes, it's certainly a part of the story. Edta has to be respected. Could be that we are only a few weeks or months from not having a couple very dangerous people running around these parts? Oh I think so. I'm not a cop though. Lets remember that. I'm not a doctor though. Let's remember that.
Updated - later that night. A second pass. As you would expect in a system likely based mostly on chemical electrical effects, electrolysis, diffusion and osmosis, the second pass bath in the same few hours did produce diminishing marginal returns even with the added apple cider vinegar to round acid crystals for easier intercellular transport.
Perhaps greater time need be waited for the ACV effect. I would agree that's likely true.
What was abundantly evident was the very strong smell of Uric acid once again that mellowed into the buttery smell you often smell with a first mornings urination. I have long figured fans of buttered popcorn to be secret golden shower fetishists. Excretory fetishists. Leaving that aside, the strong link beyond only essence, odor, between urine and butter, there is reason to believe the combination of fat and salt that comprises butter is also a rather natural constituency of metabolic processes, if not nitrients that support them.
I sat for 30 minutes and what occurred to me was that, like the lead detox electrolysis of 100 years ago, what was needed was some addition of current to this water to maximize the spent chemical/electrical effect.
How? Exactly what? I don't know.
The treatment remains the most remarkable excretion of Uric acid I have ever beheld. Indeed, in both passes.
Kidney Bath - Relief from Hyperuricemia, Uric Acid Acidosis
Good for anyone anytime too.
If you read this blog the other day you will note how I somewhat accidentally discovered a concoction that removes and amazing amount of Uric acid from the body. So much so that the bathtub stank of urine.
Tonight I achieved the same results. Maybe even better. And stepped out of the bath with incredible muscle tone and energy.
To better the original formula of John Ellis treated bath water with Willard Water Catalyst Activated Water and Bentonite I substituted Zeolyte (the other naturally negatively charged dirt) and added hydrogen peroxide to the water.
Figuring as I did that in part electrolysis was responsible for some of the effect, I drank a full glass of lemon and grapefruit juice prior to getting in. Do you understand what I did there? I made a battery.
My guts were the strong center of the cathode, the acidic, positively charged lemon and grapefruit juice, and I created an anode with the extremely negatively charged Zeolyte and Willard Water mixture. I opened the skin and oxygenated with the hydrogen peroxide, and it all flows very easily through the Ellis Water base that is to this point in scientific knowledge, Magic. ( In this instance you might use the reverse application of anode and cathode, because it applies to electrolysis? I'm not sure.)
What is going on then is positively charged ions (free radicals) are moved out of the body (especially those with additional strong magnetic qualities like heavy metals which are the likely cause of my hyperuricemia) as the water is transporting electrons into the body, neutralizing free radicals it contacts. In any sick body, acidic body, this trick will work BETTER than in a healthy one! Now that's great medicine if it works better the sicker you are. The Zeolyte and Willlard Water can throw off electrons forever meaning the bath water maintains its electrical potential for a long time.